Friday Funnies videos
May 23rd, 2008
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I was watching the Teev last night and noticed that the UK have started pronouncing Mentos, you know the lolly, sweetie, candy, mint whatever you call it. They’re now pronouncing it Mentoss instead of Mentoes as they had been when I was over here in 2003. This reminded me that back in 02-03 google and yahoo banned dumpstersluts from their search engines so I started a website called MenToss - the free porn maker, every visited expected it to be a gay website lol. So I gave it up and came back to dumpstersluts even though DS is still not in the yahoo list and most of the pages not in google. I’m shocked Mentos haven’t tried to sue me yet over that site, unlike Euroviosion Song Contest who threatened legal action over Euroviosion Thong Contest. Still not sure if I will be watching the EST this year even though I’m meant to be going to a party for it this Saturday night. I’ve never been interested in EST but always figure it’s a good reason to get drunk! OK I’m rambling again time for some comedy for the first Friday Funnies I’ve done in ages, enjoy:
Brooke Marks, Victoria’s Secret: The Drinking Game - more of the sexy Brooke Marks Dumpstersluts model left pic is the very sexy Brooke Marks |
Celeb Pics, Fan Fics, News & Gossip and Fripples
May 23rd, 2008
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Joanna Angel From Both Sides Now
May 22nd, 2008
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“It’s molded from my tight asshole, so now you can fuck me where I like it,” breathes Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel through the packaging of her Tight Cyberskin Ass Stroker. And what about her Tight Cyberskin Pussy Stroker? “It’s molded from my own pussy, so fuck me hard like you know I like it.” I don’t know, Joanna; you seem to like it no matter what we do.
Since the technology was available, I contacted Joanna Angel directly about these products.
“Tell me about your engooping,” I said. “Was it cold and impersonal?”
“No,” Angel said. “It was at the Topco factory. We did it in a little room.”
“How long ago?”
“About a year. Last spring.”
“So one could have conceived and carried a new being to term in the time it took to create two fake parts of one.”
“Yes.”
I held the quivering jellylike anus and vagina in my hands, hoping the mailman wouldn’t show up, and that the UPS lady would.
“Joanna, you are a big Porn star. You have a lot of movies. And you know people jerk off to these movies, but there is always a chance that they don’t, so you don’t have to autograph a movie knowing that the first thing your fan does is go home and jerk off on the box. But with sex toys in your image (forbidden by the second commandment), you know that people are going to go home and emi9t love spendings on them.”
“Yes,” she said. “It makes me feel like I’ve arrived.”
Angel said she has stuck her fingers in her Cyberskin representations before.
“They’re pretty tight,” she said. “I suggest lube.”
“What should a consumer be listening to when he goes to town on your ass? Your pussy?”
“For the ass,” she said, “Black Dahlia Murder.”
“Because the ass reminds you of Michigan, where they’re from?”
“No, because they’re a metal band. And for the pussy, something electronic, like Brazilian Girls.”
· Buy Joanna Angel’s Cyberskin Ass & Pussy (adultdvdempire.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us
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Daily Babe Galleries for May 22nd
May 22nd, 2008
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Going For The Burn
May 22nd, 2008
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We’ve repeatedly petitioned our gym to broaden our crosstraining experience and add fuckable personal trainers to their selection the exercise machines. Much to our dismay, they’ve repeatedly declined. It’s really too bad, since we’re certain a good fuck session would burn far more calories than our time on the treadmill. Thankfully, it seems that some gyms are more liberally minded than our own. We’ll have to track this one down and join immediately.
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· Sport in the gym 2 (redtube.com)
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MET Art for Most Erotic Teens Thursday
May 22nd, 2008
Law & Order: Eliot Spitzer Re-Enactment Unit
May 22nd, 2008
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Nobody can take a lurid scandal directly from the news and turn it into quality entertainment faster than “Law and Order.” Well,
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Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid
May 22nd, 2008
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Those crazy Porn-lovin’ kids at Seattle’s Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they’re having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that’s shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they’ve moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn’t too much of a trend this year. Eek!
· HUMP! 4: HUMP-O-Ween (thestranger.com)
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MET Art for Most Erotic Teens Thursday
May 22nd, 2008
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for the rest of the Most Erotic Teens Thursday I’m going to search out the newest galleries from: MET Art that I haven’t added here, they’ve got 1000’s of free galleries, 100’s of what you can see here: MET Art 100’s of free teen erotica galleries, enjoy these updates:
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May 22nd, 2008
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